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  • satan

    Wood Stimulator

    Comment May 26, 2017

    Brujaria is the Spanish-language word for witchcraft.  And just like witches ride a wooden broomstick, us skaters ride a wooden stick too.  Remember the Harry Potter toy broomstick debacle that took place years ago?  Long story short, Mattel made a Harry Potter broomstick for little kids that vibrated (read article here).  While it may have […]

  • quite-life

    Masters of Balance

    Comment May 25, 2017

    Noise here, noise there, noise everywhere!  With so much stimulus around us it’s easy to become overwhelmed.  I’m trying to surround myself with the simpler things in life.  Like a beer, a porch swing and some mid 90’s hip-hop on a cool summer night.  That’s deep bro.  Don’t get me wrong, I like a little […]

  • adidas

    Love All

    Comment May 23, 2017

    Don’t worry, we haven’t gone all soft and tree hugger on you with the title of this post – “Love All”.  Just being clever as usual, don’t mind us.  Love all is a tennis term – it means that the score is tied at zero.  We know what you’re thinking, why are we mentioning tennis?  […]

  • bluee

    Ride Away

    Comment May 9, 2017

    Blue Monday is a name given to a day in January (typically the third Monday of the month) claimed to be the most depressing day of the year. Using several factors – weather conditions, debt level, failing New Year’s resolutions, amongst a few others – some losers came up with this calculation to determine the […]

  • Unknown-7

    Plug Life

    Comment May 2, 2017

    You know we all about that plug life son.  Straight connected and we got what you need.  And what you need is this dope Sony VX1000 charger from our affiliates over at WattzUp Power.  Nothing worse than your phone dying while taking a selfie in a bathtub full of greenbacks.  We know you about dem […]



    Comment April 27, 2017

    It pisses me off when I’m watching a show with my girl and she leaves the room – whether it’s to go to the bathroom, take a phone call, or grab a snack from the kitchen – and then she’ll come back 5 to 10 minutes later and ask, “can you rewind please”?  Chicks man!  […]