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  • runner

    Slip It In

    Comment April 20, 2017

    Your foot we mean.  These kicks are clean but your mind is dirty.  Once you slide into these gems, oops we mean Diamonds, your feet will feel liberated.  Or shall we say aroused?  Okay this is getting awkward, please accept our apology in advance.  For reals though, check out some of the latest kicks from […]

  • yeloow

    King Sebo

    Comment April 18, 2017

    The “Griffin” is a legendary creature with the body, tail and back legs of a lion; the head and wings of an eagle; and an eagle’s talons as its front feet.  Because the lion was traditionally considered the king of beasts and the eagle the king of birds, the griffin was thought of as the […]


    Sweet Dreams

    Comment April 13, 2017

    I have two reoccurring dreams – one that totally sucks balls, and another that’s cool as fuck.  The shitty dream scenario I consistently have is one where I’m lying in bed and a huge spider drops down onto me while I’m paralyzed sleeping.  I’ll wake up screaming and panicking like a bitch, and in the […]

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    Easy Access

    Comment April 11, 2017

    We can all agree that the average human attention span has shortened in the modern age.  Are you still reading this?  Wow, we’re surprised and good for you.  Let’s be real, we want easy access and we want it now.  There’s too much stimulus and not enough time in the day to enjoy it all.  […]



    Comment April 6, 2017

    As a young child I couldn’t read that well and I used to call Levi’s jeans – “Live’s Jeans”.  I thought that’s what they we’re called, because everyone in my family wore jeans on the daily.  Side note, I also thought A1 steak sauce was actually called Al’s steak sauce… until I was embarrassed at […]

  • cons

    Son Gonna Shine

    Comment April 4, 2017

    The sun has helped bless our earth with life and warmth for billions of years.  It can also blind you and burn the shit out of your fat ginger friend Tommy’s skin.  You ever look into the sun for too long?  That shit hurts, we’re not condoning it so don’t try.  Another one star that […]